Captain of the Metaphorical Boat. I'm old enough to have experienced the Walkman without being retro, but not old enough to have used MySpace whilst it was still cool. Nominated for the Sony Radio Golden Headphones Award in 2013. Caramacs and Battenberg are life affirming, and the moment some bright spark combines the two my life will be complete. And I don't own a captain's hat, largely because I suspect the hat shop will try to fob me off with a milkman's cap.